Get Outta My Head Ryan!

Ryan SeacrestI'm not what you'd call an American Idol fan.

Okay, if forced at gunpoint (or if you simply read my blog...) I will admit that I watched the first two seasons religiously. But since then? Well, to put it mildy, my interest has waned.

Been there.

Done that.

Hubby insists on gawking at the first few episodes of each new offering when the Crazy People hit the airwaves, but after that it's just simply boring or excruciating to me.

Um. Another photo of Ryan Seacrest So then, I have to ask myself.

"Myself, how the heck can you explain what happened the other night?"

"You remember. The night you bolted upright in bed, sweating with fear?"

"The night your mind betrayed you."

Oh, gad. I DO remember.

Ryan Seacrest again
For it was the night I (gulp) DREAMED about Ryan Seacrest....

Could it be that I am being brainwashed?

Brainwashed into finding this guy Every-Frickin-Where?

American Idol.

On Air With Ryan Seacrest.

American Top 40.

Rockin' New Years Eve.

Walt Disney World Christmas Parade.

Yup. Even more Ryan Seacrest

Crest commercials!?!?!?!
(Or would that be "SEA-Crest" commercials?)

Ahhhhhhh! Stop it!

And EVERY television special nowadays.

Emmys. Oscars. American Music Awards. New Year's Rockin' Eve.....

I could go on.

And on.

And on....

Yup. I'm brainwashed alright.

Have to be.

It's the only way I can live with the betrayal of my subconscious ... and the terror of falling asleep.


I guess it could be worse.

I could've been dreaming about THIS guy....

Whew. Not just Ryan Seacrest

"Seacrest OUT!!!!"

15 People would rather be commenting:

Don Mills Diva said...

Ooooh - that is a little troubling. But seriously I cringe to think of some of the people I've had erotic dreams about - Seriously disturbing.

Irene said...

Being Dutch, I am totally unaware of this person and also unaware of the danger you find yourself in, but I wish you a lot of luck anyway, while swimming in such dangerous waters.

Amie Adams said...

Was there sex involved? I mean if there was and he was good I might say get back in bed and go to sleep. ;)

Maureen said...

Don Mills Diva: Yeah, I'm not admitting to some of the OTHER dreams I've had either.

Sweet Irene: Ryan is the host of everything in America it seems... his face is plastered everywhere.

Mamma: I'm not telling.... ;) Family may be reading.

Unknown said...

I dream of Ryan Seacrest now and then, only I'm usually whacking him upside the head with a blunt object.

Hey, I don't dream it on purpose.

Bruce Johnson said...

I think the only explanation is, that he is an anamatronic clone of sorts. Sort of like Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, but instead of an army of stormtroopers, they are an army of media bobble heads sent to 'numb' us into submission. Actually, pretty scary.

Jeff and Charli Lee said...

No, this would be worse... *I* could be dreaming about Ryan Seacrest. GAH!

Canadian flake said...

lmao...I am thinking it would be worse to dream about Simon...that man is scaryyyyyy!!!


Ed & Jeanne said...

I feel much better now. I've never seen him before reading this blog post...

Ann(ie) said...

heeeheeeeeeeee.....yes, that would make you sit up in bed in a cold sweat and say WTF???? Although, I agree Brian Dunkleman would be worse. He's on Celeb Fit Club right now if you need a fix. ;)

Momo Fali said...

Get used to it. He will eventually be around as long as Dick Clark has been! We'll be in our 80's and he'll still be hosting.

Aimeslee Winans said...

You must be wondering subliminally if he's gay, not that there's anything wrong with that. ;-)

Phoenix5 said...

The worst part of it is, Seacrest isn't even a good host! He's totally lame! I won't watch Idol anymore... it's a show whose time was a long time ago. I wish the TV producers would come up with something DIFFERENT, I mean TOTALLY DIFFERENT! I'm sick of all the rehashes!

Sorry to hijack your blog! You can have it back now!

Jill said...

I'm with Sweet Irene. Being Dutch...I mean being Texan but not watching TV enough to know who he is...well, at least he's cute. Lot's of luck dreaming in the dangerous waters! :-)

toners said...

I'm with least he's cute... :)

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