I *Wish*
I'm bored.
Really bored.
Really, REALLY bored.
So bored, I actually looked up my horoscope today. But rather than being swayed by the overly-generalized advice/warnings/predictions, my mouse hovered over a new feature ... "Celebrity Compatibility".
"Oooh" I thought. "This might be interesting."
I enter my Zodiac sign (Libra).
I enter the name of the celebrity I am curious about being "compatible" with....
What? Do I actually HAVE to say who? Don't you know me by now??
Yeah, well I did.
Johnny. Mr. Depp. Jack Sparrow himself. 
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Sorry, kinda spaced out there for a moment. Where was I? Oh, yeah. Anyway, here are the results:
"When Leo and Libra join together in a love match, theirs is an agreeable union. When the Lion's unbounded energy mixes with Libra's natural sense of harmony, this is a romance of great balance. Libra calms and soothes Leo's flamboyance. This couple sustain one another for a long time. Theirs is a highly compatible relationship."
Oooh. "Calms and soothes." I can see myself doing that....mmmmmm
See, I KNEW astrology was dependable, highly scientific and accurate in every way.
And don't try to convince me otherwise.
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Lynn said...
Very cute post. I wouldn't mind calming and soothing Johnny Depp myself.
28/6/07 08:08
Jill said...
Yeah! And where's the link?!? We wanna know if we're like Johnny Depp too!!!! (except anything with the word calm in it is never going to apply to ***me****!)
28/6/07 08:35
Okay, okay; I'll share if I MUST....
Link's been added, but I can't check it here at work (damn firewall blocker).... hopefully you can get to it. If not, it's under Yahoo's Horoscope section.
But remember, I was compatible with Johnny FIRST. ;)
28/6/07 08:54
Stacey said...
man, oh MEN! I want to be compatible with several!!!!!
28/6/07 12:02
BonnieRose said...
great post.. omg. how do I chooose????there are so many hotties out there!
28/6/07 12:35
j said...
Hey, Maureen...I say: Go for it! :-) Janet
29/6/07 08:48
said...
Just found you through Critique My Blog. First of all, yes to all things Johnny Depp. How can I not read more?
I love your banner, as well. As I just commented on CMB, there are so many times I find myself looking at a jumble of stuff either on my desk or on the floor, and think to myself, "This is me. This sums up my life, right here on the floor." I always wish I had a camera at that moment.
Such a journal of your life if you had years of those kinds of photographs. Back to exploring more Stale Coffee!
28/6/07 17:45
Pearl Maple – Mandy Collins said...
too funny & thank you for sharing your find (but not Johnny)
Off in search of my own hottie now because it is winter in Australia and a girl has got to do something to keep warm.
30/6/07 14:25
Jill said...
Ok, well...you're in luck. I checked & I still have no idea if I'm compatible! :-) :-) :-) Maybe it's 'cause I'm Virgo but right on the cusp of Leo. :-0 Or maybe I just don't know enough astrology! :-0 So it's okay...you can keep him. :-)
30/6/07 15:36
Vegas Princess said...
What fun! I discovered I am a great match with my favorite actor Joseph Fiennes. An intense passion we have. So I am happy!
3/7/07 18:01
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