I *Wish*

I'm bored.

Really bored.

Really, REALLY bored.

So bored, I actually looked up my horoscope today. But rather than being swayed by the overly-generalized advice/warnings/predictions, my mouse hovered over a new feature ... "Celebrity Compatibility".

"Oooh" I thought. "This might be interesting."

I enter my Zodiac sign (Libra).

I enter the name of the celebrity I am curious about being "compatible" with....

What? Do I actually HAVE to say who? Don't you know me by now??

Yeah, well I did.

Johnny. Mr. Depp. Jack Sparrow himself.



Sorry, kinda spaced out there for a moment. Where was I? Oh, yeah. Anyway, here are the results:

"When Leo and Libra join together in a love match, theirs is an agreeable union. When the Lion's unbounded energy mixes with Libra's natural sense of harmony, this is a romance of great balance. Libra calms and soothes Leo's flamboyance. This couple sustain one another for a long time. Theirs is a highly compatible relationship."

Oooh. "Calms and soothes." I can see myself doing that....mmmmmm

See, I KNEW astrology was dependable, highly scientific and accurate in every way.

And don't try to convince me otherwise.

11 People would rather be commenting:

Maureen said...

Lynn said...
Very cute post. I wouldn't mind calming and soothing Johnny Depp myself.

28/6/07 08:08

Maureen said...

Jill said...
Yeah! And where's the link?!? We wanna know if we're like Johnny Depp too!!!! (except anything with the word calm in it is never going to apply to ***me****!)

28/6/07 08:35

Maureen said...

Okay, okay; I'll share if I MUST....

Link's been added, but I can't check it here at work (damn firewall blocker).... hopefully you can get to it. If not, it's under Yahoo's Horoscope section.

But remember, I was compatible with Johnny FIRST. ;)

28/6/07 08:54

Maureen said...

Stacey said...
man, oh MEN! I want to be compatible with several!!!!!

28/6/07 12:02

Maureen said...

BonnieRose said...
great post.. omg. how do I chooose????there are so many hotties out there!

28/6/07 12:35

Maureen said...
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Maureen said...

j said...
Hey, Maureen...I say: Go for it! :-) Janet

29/6/07 08:48

Maureen said...

Just found you through Critique My Blog. First of all, yes to all things Johnny Depp. How can I not read more?

I love your banner, as well. As I just commented on CMB, there are so many times I find myself looking at a jumble of stuff either on my desk or on the floor, and think to myself, "This is me. This sums up my life, right here on the floor." I always wish I had a camera at that moment.

Such a journal of your life if you had years of those kinds of photographs. Back to exploring more Stale Coffee!

28/6/07 17:45

Maureen said...

Pearl Maple – Mandy Collins said...
too funny & thank you for sharing your find (but not Johnny)

Off in search of my own hottie now because it is winter in Australia and a girl has got to do something to keep warm.

30/6/07 14:25

Maureen said...

Jill said...
Ok, well...you're in luck. I checked & I still have no idea if I'm compatible! :-) :-) :-) Maybe it's 'cause I'm Virgo but right on the cusp of Leo. :-0 Or maybe I just don't know enough astrology! :-0 So it's okay...you can keep him. :-)

30/6/07 15:36

Maureen said...

Vegas Princess said...
What fun! I discovered I am a great match with my favorite actor Joseph Fiennes. An intense passion we have. So I am happy!

3/7/07 18:01

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