I looked down just in time.
"Oh, come on!" I screamed to the heavens above. "This is getting ridiculous!"
Okay, so I am not the nimblest of people; I have acquired a reputation for slipping, stumbling, tripping and tumbling.
I still have bruises from falling down stairs and on icy sidewalks.
But the Cosmos obviously possesses a twisted sense of humour, for after I parked at work the other morning, I nearly stepped on this age-old slapstick symbol strategically placed in my path:
If I didn't know better, I'd swear the Cosmos is blatently ensuring further pratfalls a la Wile E. Coyote for its own sick entertainment.
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