I Gots Note-ified

As I was hunting down a stall this morning, I was pleased to discover one last opening on the first floor of the parkade.

Whoo Hoo!

The only problem - some jackass in the space to my right had pulled in as far left as He/She/It could possibly manage. Positioned right ON the yellow line.

And of course, He/She/It drives a honkin' E-normous black SUV. He/She/It had also had their front wheels turned at a nearly 90 degree angle, further demonstrating their lack of parking prowess.

But I pulled into the free spot anyway, perfectly (if I do say so myself; and had I had the foresight, would have taken a picture to document it) aligned between my two yellow lines.

So I guess I shouldn't have been too surprised when I returned to my car this afternoon to discover this on my windshield:

Parkade Bully

Ha!!! I laugh at you Parkade Bully!

I hope He/She/It had to climb into their "tank" from their stupid huge back hatch.

And I only wish I had been there to have witnessed it.

ETA: Note photo added!

24 People would rather be commenting:

Cupcake Blonde said...

I would have done the same thing. People need to learn how to park. You are lucky there wasn't a huge gouge out of your door.

Ed (zoesdad) said...

You see, that's the kind of thing that would have me fuming for days. I fester.

Karen MEG said...

I was thinking you might have had a dent or something...thank goodness it was just a note!
What a dumbass he/she/it was.

Maureen said...

Vegas Princess: Nope, no dent. But their vehicle was much newer than mine so I wasn't worried....

Ed: See, you can fume or you can laugh... I choose to laugh at the jackasses. Most of the time.

Karen MEG: Yeah, I checked, and I'll bet they wouldn't dare damage their shiny tank to dent my old clunker... but it's a GOOD ol' clunker.

AshPup said...

ugh how obnoxious! did you keep the note? it might be a good submission to passive aggressive (and just plain aggressive) notes!


Ed & Jeanne said...

You know...when you said 'hunting down a stall' I had visions of the corporate bathroom...yikes!

Irene said...

I was thinking more in the lines of a stall at the open air market, that's what they are called here anyway. What a dumb ass to leave that note and to park so anti-social himself. Kind of makes you smile and feel superior, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

I also thought of a bathroom stall. I feel your pain. I have done that but never gotten a note, I think I did get a dent from them though. Not a very nice thing to do.

Daisy said...

I can tell the person who wrote the note is a big dummy anyway because they do not know how to write on the lines. And they spelled "some" incorrectly. This proves they are No Good.

JoJo said...

I've keyed the sides of huge honkin SUVs in parking lots b/f when I've come out to find that they've left zero room for me to get into my car.

One time when some asshole parked too close to me and happened to be leaving the store the same I was, I also told the guy that he must have no dick since he had a giant pick up truck jacked up on 4 giant tires.

And your jackass can't even spell "some".

Swubird said...


Good for you. You did the right thing. Stay calm, stay between the lines and park straight. Well done. I wouldn't have been so calm and a few four letter words would probably have been involved. That's my way of handling the situation.

Happy trails.

The Hussy Housewife said...

As is life. We always get blamed for someone's mistakes, or pay the price.

Babs-beetle said...

Ha ha! Good for you! What a shame you couldn't wait and get some video of he/she/it when they came back to their car. It would have been priceless! :O)

nonamedufus said...

Usually guys with big cars are compensating for something. I drive a Mini!

Anonymous said...

I agree with the Hussy Housewife... it's funny how we sometimes get blamed for someone else's mistakes or inadequacies. The nerve of some people truly astounds me!

Jo Beaufoix said...

Thank Bob it wasn't anything worse. And what an asshat. :D

Sorry I've been absent. Life's been a bit mad and complicated. Hope you're ok. Mwah. xoxoxox

Anonymous said...

Ha! Atta girl!

I have a pad of pseudo parking tickets which you can fill in and leave on the offender's windscreen in these situations. You can tick various extremely offensive ways of telling the driver that they could perhaps park a little more considerately. If you had some of those, you could have got in first!

Of course, I never have them with me. LOL!

Jeff and Charli Lee said...
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Jeff and Charli Lee said...

Next time make sure to take a picture and then send it in to this site:


Plus, you can print off notices and keep them in your car so you can put them under their wiper blade. Waaaay too much fun.

Maureen said...

Ashley: I added the note to the post... and I went to that site! Hilarious!!! I just MAY submit it!

Ah, VE, always with your mind in the bathroom.... ;)

The Finely Tuned Woman: Yes, it did. It would be easy to get mad; but really, they just proved how stupid and selfish they are.

Audi: Now if I had a dent, THEN I would have been angry... but I see that car every day, so they would be too easy to track down if they had done some damage; not like a mall lot where you are unlikely to ever find them again.

Daisy: You are absolutely correct! You are a smart kitty!

JoJo: I have seen people use two spots on purpose; just so someone can't park beside them. I think I shall start photographing the idiots.

Swubird: I must have my father's patience (well, some of the time). It doesn't do any good to get angry; especially if the fool is already gone.

The Hussy Housewife: How true! I often wonder why people just can't admit they've done something wrong instead of going to great lengths to blame others...

Beeetle: Even better idea! My camera DOES take video!!!! Muwahahahaha!

Nonamedufus: Ha (and Oh my!) ;)

Tony Single: It's the "Me" generation, alright.

Mwah back atcha Jo! Nice to see you again; I know how that darn life thing can get in the way of blogging!!! ;)

Jay: Ha! I DO need those! (Although the way that jerk parks, THEY are the one who needs a pad telling people not to park beside them!)

Hah Jeff! Where the heck do you people FIND these sites! I shall have to go check it out....

Anonymous said...

Well, it's better than the note I got - they scraped my side while I was parked inside the lines! my car, barely 1 year old - and the wrong phonenumber is on the note! so, I couldn't track it, because I only had a name, went to the offices, but no one knew the name! ugh -

Kirsten said...

LOL! I'm with Ed, I would have been so angry for days! You have a great attitude!

Anonymous said...

oh that gets me fuming.
someone pulled in AFTER me and left me almost no room to get into my car. When I opened my door, it just touched their car. a Teenie jumped out of the car's back seat and railed me for it.

mr zig said...

hehe - many times i've thought about leaving notes like that - but usually it's to people IN the big bully vehicles! hehe

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