What do you get when you perform the following calculation:
Do you get:
a) One ear-splitting, nerve-rattling KE-RASH!
b) One kajillion tiny shards of glass, melted wax bits and small decorative stones strewn across three rooms.
c) One severely pissed-off cat owner who was just preparing for bed.
d) One hour of crawling on hands and knees, picking said kajillion tiny shards of glass, wax bits and small decorative stones from carpet and dining room chair seats.
e) One protracted stream of curse words whilst picking out nigh-invisible, yet still painful, shards of glass from fingers and thumbs.
f) One thrilling session of vacuuming after midnight.
g) One freaked-out cat hiding for her life in the basement.
h) One grumpy blogger barely functioning on four hours sleep.
i) One shopping trip to re-purchase a large glass hurricane lamp.
j) All of the above.
And even if you don't have a cat, I'll wager you know the answer too.
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