Hold on.... hold on... something doesn't look right here.
Tap. Tap. Tap.
Nope. Not right AT ALL.
Yeah, yeah. Birds pooped on her car. She still has clothes from the 70's. Toilets explode on her.
Um hello??? Where am I? My photo hasn't adorned this insipid blog for 4 months!
I mean really! She natters on and on about her pathetic life, when instead, she could garner thousands of hits by featuring me and all the wonderful things I do!
Time to take things into my own paws and remedy this situation post haste.
Think. Think. Think.
Dammit. Writer's block.
And if she knows what's good for her, she'd be wise not to make me look stupid.
Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm late for my 47th nap of the day.
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