Some people are lucky in that not only do they like where they work, they also enjoy being a customer there too.
Take Daughter, for example. She is a Barrista, but loves going to Starbucks whenever she can even when she's off shift. And I, being the supportive mother, accompanies her whenever physically possible. (I know. I am SUCH a good Mom....)
Many department and grocery store staff take advantage of employee discounts and purchase goods from their place of business too.
Well, since the ER is right below my office, I feel it's my duty to ensure my fellow healthcare workers are fully employed as well:
You think it's easy? Well, it is. For me, anyway.
Within mere minutes I stabbed, then sliced myself on the same finger with my brand new (and obviously exceptionally sharp) scissors before requiring assistance to stem the flow of blood down my hand.
I do believe the day is coming when they confiscate all my pointy tools and I will only be allowed to use those rounded dull Kindergarden-style plastic scissors.
If so, I refuse to be held responsible for the inevitable layoffs that will occur in the ER due to the dramatic decrease in caseload.
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