Forget the perfume.
Scratch the chocolates idea.
We don't want flowers this year either.
Nope. For 2009, THIS is the best gift of all:
I predict these will be all the rage this season, soon to be featured on high fashion runways. Now available in a wide range of colors and patterns, coordination with her wardrobe will be a breeze for your Mom! Yep, this IS the Must Have Accessory For '09. She can wear it to the office, at the theatre, or even while strolling the mall... heck she'll need it everywhere she may accidentally come across another human being!
So get out there and get Mom the gift that not only says "I care", but also clearly conveys your truest, deepest thoughts:
"Quit coughing on me".
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