It was our last day in the Big City of Toronto. After trips to the CN Tower and the Hockey Hall of Fame, I had hoped that would mean sleeping in, relaxing, and waiting for our plane home...
But once more I was too optimistic.
Instead, I was shoved into the Dark Purse, endured another long shaky subway ride and found myself at a strange place crammed with crazy people rushing around, called "IKEA".
It was BIG. Really BIG.
'Specially for a small cat like moi.
First things first: Get a shopping bag. But make sure it's a BIG bag.
Oh good, here they are!
Next, pick up a map. Yep. This place is so BIG you need a map to find your way
out, er, around.
And not just a map. You need the official IKEA measuring tape and an IKEA pencil too...
... for calculating the amount of days your expedition will require navigating to freedom. Good thing there's a restuarant; we won't starve at least.
Dammit, I KNEW it. We're lost alright...
Oooh! But look what I found! The paper napkins you wanted!
Ice cube trays...
And teenie tiny bowls, just MY size!
Hooray! We found the exit! You sure you got everything you wanted?
Whaddya mean, we're going to Eaton Centre for MORE shopping???
Is it BIG too?
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